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Oracle Tips by Burleson |
Web Stalkers
Chapter 2 -
Understanding Web Personalities
Assessing IQ on the
Web
Many people enjoy the creative use of the English
language, and subtleties can reveal volumes about the education and
intelligence of a person on the web. Here are some
examples based on Internet message boards and forum posts.
From someone posing as a medical doctor:
I am uphawled at the way your doctor treated
you.
If you were really starel then the Clomiphene
treatment would make you ferdal.
From someone posing as a college professor:
I don’t no if this makes a difference, but it’s
soley my opinion.
Here’s one from an alleged Electrical Engineer:
I think that my clame stand for itself and I
never said I was a no it all.
Legitimate misspellings can be forgiven;
however, fundamental errors in word usage, sentence structure and
grammar are always dead giveaways. With these few basic tools for
identifying phony experts, the next step is to gain information on
how to categorizing people in cyberspace.
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