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Web Stalkers
Chapter 2 -
Understanding Web Personalities

The World’s First Emoticon

:-)        

Read it sideways.  Actually, it is probably more economical to mark things that are NOT jokes, given current trends.  For this, use           

:-(

The “reading sideways” of these symbols allows the expression of facial emotion without being face-to-face.  Once users adapt to turning their heads 90 degrees, the symbols make a lot of sense and add emotion to text statements, helping to fill the non-verbal void in text communications:

:-)    Joke
;-)    Wink
:-(    Sad
:-|    Straight face
:-o    shock or surprise
(:-)   messages dealing with bicycle helmets
@=     messages dealing with nuclear war
<:-)   for dumb questions
o>-<|  messages of interest to women
~=     a candle, to annotate flaming messages


The above text is an excerpt from:

Web Stalkers
Protect yourself from Internet Criminals & Psychopaths
ISBN 0-97-45993-9-5

by Donald K. Burleson, Stephen Andert
 

http://www.rampant-books.com/book_2004_2_stalkers.htm


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