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Web Stalkers
Chapter 2 -
Understanding Web Personalities

Safety in a Text-only World

Incidentally, "Arial" is not a mono-spaced font, but I'm sure you won't want facts to get in the way of your "argument".

Look [poo]-for-brains most folks, except blowhards like you, don't use BOLD and ITALIC except for emphasis. I guess you didn't learn that in school.

So, how does one communicate effectively in a text-only world?  Users need some method to communicate emotion.

The World’s First Emoticon

The founding fathers of the Internet decided to use special characters to indicate simple emotions.  For Internet history buffs, the following is the very first bulletin board message that proposes the use of symbols to indicate jokes in 1982:

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19-Sep-82 11:44    Scott E  Fahlman             :-)

From: Scott E  Fahlman <Fahlman at Cmu-20c>

I propose that the following character sequence for joke markers:


The above text is an excerpt from:

Web Stalkers
Protect yourself from Internet Criminals & Psychopaths
ISBN 0-97-45993-9-5

by Donald K. Burleson, Stephen Andert
 

http://www.rampant-books.com/book_2004_2_stalkers.htm


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